A young nun went to inform the Mother Superior

A young nun went to inform the Mother Superior that she was pregnant. Mother Superior was furious. She said “how did this happen?”

The young nun said “Reverend Mother It was Father O’Malley from the catholic church up the road, and

he lifted his cassock and showed me this thing which looked like a baby’s arm holding a plum, and said it was Saint Peter, then he lifted my habit and pointed at

my lady thing that looks like a cockerell’s chin, and told me that it was the Gates of Heaven, and that Saint

Peter needed to come into the gates of heaven to make me a good Christian.

And I believed him. .” Reverend Mother was furious.

She said “the lousy rotten bastard!.. He told me it was the Archangel Gabriel’s horn and I have been blowing it every Sunday for 20 years!”

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